actualteddie:

creepypastas in 1 picture

vanillish:

when you walk by a mirrorimage

THIS IS IMPORTANT SO PLEASE LISTEN

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.

Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.

If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.

thugmissus:

omg

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

tucan657:

caffeinescold:

my favorite season is fall (out boy)

mine is (grand theft) autumn