let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we


It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.
"Once you have read a book you care about, some part of it is always with you."
-Louis L’Amour (via feellng)

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
"I don’t just want your heart. I want your flesh, your skin and blood and bones, your voice, your thoughts, your pulse and most of all your fingerprints, everywhere."
-Isobel Thrilling (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via words-of-emotion)

'what flavor lipgloss is that''pspei'




how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto